As I sit at work on my throne a.k.a…..I’m taking a poop in the bathroom. My friend Trisha Mendoza asked me why I don’t blog anymore. Well if you must know…..Tumblr does is. Not capable on the computer at work anymore. And this is where I used to blog. By the time I get home, I don’t even wana be on the computer. So here I am, using my Tumblr app on my phone for the first time. Trisha Mendoza….this on is to you! Maybe I shall blog one more ‘gain. Perhapsyes?

Shaquille Rashaun O’neal. Of course I’m guna have a blog dedicated to this dude. Since i was a little kid, i always wanted to be just like shaq.

• I skipped over the Air Force One phase to buy the hangman knockoffs at Payless.
• I promised myself i’d be a 7 footer just so i can look him in the eye (sorry Shaq, couldn’t pull that one off)
• Before i learned to shoot with some type of form, i used to have a one handed jump shot, just because shaq did
• To this day i want to meet the big guy and have a conversation with him
• My first Tattoo is guna be the the Superman Sign top center on my back for the Man of Steel himself
• Whoever i get married to, better be prepared. The back of the vest of my Suite will actually be made out of an Authentic Shaquille Oneal Los Angeles Lakers Jersey. (Not to mention the moment they introduce me as the groom with “And now…number 34, from Eagle Rock, CA, standing 6 feet nothing, the biggest shaq fan in the world, Moooon Aleeeejoooooooooooooo”
• I will nickname myself “The Premium” after Shaq’s very own “the Diesel”

What can i say. The dude is my hero. On and off the court, great guy. If i had one wish, it would have been for shaq to come to LA for his 20th and final season as a backup center, receiving the veterans minimum and retiring here at home.

So to Shaq, although it is sad to see you leave the NBA, you’ve made an incredible impact. I wish you the best in your future endeavours and i know you’ll always be around putting a smile on peoples faces.

To anybody that has contact with Shaq, tell him id love to meet him.

The Diesel, The Aristotle, Shaqdaddy. See ya around!

for the simple fact that you were short and beautiful.

You were what i lived for.

“L.I.F.E. Live In Full Effect”